Church Ladies with Typewriters

Hilarious!

Maggie Madly Writing

Whether you go to church or not, these are hilarious. 🙂 These sentences actually appeared in church bulletins or were announced in church services.

 

The Fasting & Prayer Conference includes meals.

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The sermon this morning: “Jesus Walks on the Water.” The sermon tonight: “Searching for Jesus.”

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Ladies, don’t forget the rummage sale. It’s a chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Bring your husbands.

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Don’t let worry kill you off — let the Church help.

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Miss Charlene Mason sang “I will not pass this way again,” giving obvious pleasure to the congregation.

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For those of you who have children and don’t know it, we have a nursery downstairs.

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Next Thursday, there will be try-outs for the choir. They need all the help they can get.

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Irving Benson and Jessie Carter were married on October 24 in the church. So ends a friendship that began…

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